there's a bloke here fixing our shower rail
that's all good and well but I have the chronic shits and badly need the bog
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 13:30, Reply)

Just use the bog and maintain eye contact to assert dominance

lol ass
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 13:38, Reply)

'do us a favour and give this a wipe, would you m8?'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 13:47, Reply)

Just shit in a Pringles tube and leave it on the stairs
like any normal human being.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:15, Reply)

Alright gonz

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:19, Reply)

Is "shower rail" a nick name for a family member?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:55, Reply)

His friends call him Rod

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:07, Reply)

LOL member

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:14, Reply)

he's the man, the man with the funny member

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 16:26, Reply)

alright Kirsty Maccoll

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:48, Reply)

She's called Boaty McBoatface these days

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 16:04, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8433496
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 16:24, Reply)

I expect you mean 'acute', not 'chronic', you ill-educated oik.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Dec 2024, 21:26, Reply)

Oh so now you’re the expert on Queef’s’s digestive system?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 21:46, Reply)