Nobody who posts on here has any achievements.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Dec 2024, 12:50, Reply)

I went to the toilet all by myself earlier, without any help from anyone
so you take that back.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:06, Reply)

I once done a fart so smelly that everyone in the pub looked round

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:17, Reply)

Did it refract light creating a radial distortion effect?
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 14:51, Reply)

No, it came out in giant bubbles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 14:54, Reply)

I know all the lyrics to 'Holiday Rap' by MC 'Miker' G and DJ Sven

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:25, Reply)

I did a spunk and poo came out of my helmit

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:25, Reply)

Beware the Wanky Shit Demon

(Brian Wanksmell, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 14:51, Reply)

I thought she got banned for trying to doxx people on here?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 15:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8433505
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 15:57, Reply)

I’d forgotten about that abomination

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 15:57, Reply)

Jokes on you pal
according to my Steam year in review I've got loads of them.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah, I'm a "Pillar of the comminuty".
*high five*

Oh wait, I misread it, it says "pillock".
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 17:06, Reply)

I've still got all my own waist and a 28 inch hair

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:51, Reply)

I've just fingered my 10,000th bumhole!

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 15:27, Reply)

👉🍑🎉

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 15:56, Reply)