hola smeg-lord's
it's the most, wonderful time, of the year

not really lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:47, Reply)

Smegnog

*klaxon etc*
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:05, Reply)

alright, just treated myself to a Switch OLED

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:07, Reply)

I see you as more of a sub TBH.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:18, Reply)

I'm a power bottom m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:20, Reply)

If this is your first Switch I can offer some game recommendations.
If it's just an upgrade from an older model, you don't need my help and you can fuck off or something, I don't know.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:32, Reply)

It is indeed my first Switch, but I know my gaming onions so don't need any recommendations.
Thanks though.

Ordered Metroid Prime remastered, when the console arrives I'll get Mario Kart 8, plus the Advance Wars reissue. Further down the line will get both Zeldas, and Metroid Dread.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:40, Reply)

Bin them all and get Slay the Spire.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:42, Reply)

oh my fucking god yes
and the dlc
( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:50, Reply)

Yep, that should keep you happy for a long time. You clearly do know your onions.
Both Zeldas are amazing and will get you 100 hours or more of gameplay each. I recommend BotW first, and not playing them back-to-back or it might get too repetitive. So get BotW now, is what I'm saying.

Also Mario Odyssey is an absolute belter.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:46, Reply)

Yeah, Breath of the Wild once I've finished Metroid Prime
Hopefully Switch games will get cheaper once the Switch 2 comes out.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:50, Reply)

alright, just treated myself to a Switch people are you re-eady? Bo! +
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 13:35, Reply)

Oled Jones

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Dec 2024, 14:19, Reply)

Gary Oledman

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:21, Reply)

Hello

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 13:46, Reply)

hello smashywashiewoo

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:54, Reply)