Evening, I hope you're easing into Christmas?
Suggestions for films over the festive period plz
( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 17:57, archived)

guns of navarone

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:02, archived)

Scrooged

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:06, archived)

-cr +pl

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:07, archived)

Solid choice

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:29, archived)

Actually decided to watch it myself

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 20:29, archived)

And now the ending has got me crying
Like it always does
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 21:56, archived)

Transsexual Babysitters 4

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:07, archived)

They really should have left it as a trilogy
Though I liked how they broke the fourth wall and called out how the studio was forcing them to do it.

Wait no that was The Matrix.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:08, archived)

Crazy that even babies can be transsexual these days.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Dec 2024, 20:54, archived)

A colleague shared this on Facebook last week,
but I find non-binary 0-18 month olds extremely hard to buy for.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 8:30, archived)

Merry Christmas all you wonderful twats.
I recommend Better Off Dead, it’s Christmassy and exceedingly 80s.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:07, archived)

Christmassy and exceedingly 80s basically /talk
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:11, archived)

You’re basically /talk.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:41, archived)

I AM NOT A /TALKER! I AM A FREE MAN!

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:46, archived)

SIR! I AM NOT A TALK BOARDER

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:52, archived)

^ Number 2

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:33, archived)

-2 +poo
poo lol
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8433926
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:55, archived)

the big nothing

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:09, archived)

B3ta you mean
Etc.
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:54, archived)

Debbie Does Santa

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:16, archived)

Have you seen the sequel? Absolutely magic what she does with all 12 reindeer

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:29, archived)

12" veinyspear

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:55, archived)

Deb fris
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:41, archived)

Rude
Apt
( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:42, archived)

a serbian film

(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:36, archived)

you monster

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:46, archived)

Still can't find that anywhere

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:51, archived)

good for you

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:54, archived)

Have you tried Serbia?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:25, archived)

It would help if I knew the title of a Serbian film

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:31, archived)

a serbian film

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:35, archived)

Yes
Do you know any?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:46, archived)

yeah loads what are you interested in?

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:50, archived)

Something with dolphins please

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Dec 2024, 19:57, archived)

ah. you're probably looking for a serbian film.
full of dolphins. and porpoises! in fact they did it on porpoises!
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 20:05, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Dec 2024, 20:11, archived)

thank you
and thank you
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 20:36, archived)

"Honey, I blew up the mosque"

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:38, archived)

got any more dynamite?

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:47, archived)

Just watched ghostbusters
Now...

When I saw that as a kid, the librarian ghost scene at the start scared the shit out of me - now being shown on a Monday afternoon

Either we are dumbing down on certification ratings or I was little scaredy cat pussy girly sop!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:50, archived)

lol pussy pussy sop sop

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 18:55, archived)

Lol gay

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Dec 2024, 20:08, archived)

Also Jaws was on Sunday afternoon not long ago
When that dude gets bitten in half... at least a 15 cert
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Dec 2024, 20:12, archived)

Jaws is a fucken masterpiece

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Dec 2024, 21:24, archived)

The Holy Mountain
REC and REC2 (the original versions)
The Omen (1, 2 & 3)
Constantine b/w Devil's Advocate
Devil (2010)
( brb Ебать агента Краснова, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 22:16, archived)

The spy who loved me
Rodger Moore practically invented Christmas.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 22:23, archived)