Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Oh what am I thinking, of course you don't.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:27, archived)

Excuse me. Do you know any place where sailors hang out?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:36, archived)

Last I heard he was at the Solitude docks,
conducting the Emperor's departure.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:39, archived)

"conducting the emperor's departure" is my new favourite having a wank euphemism

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:54, archived)

I prefer #HardSmexitNow

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:57, archived)

I know smegma is not part of the ejaculate, but it rolls off the tongue nicely.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:01, archived)

It sticks to my tongue unpleasantly.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:11, archived)

You're not using enough.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:13, archived)

Says the guy who lives in a fucking pub
Fuck you, Nazeem
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:16, archived)

He's supposed to own a farm outsisde the city walls but due to a bug he never visits it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:22, archived)

That game is so beautifully broken
Which is one the reasons I still play it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 12:41, archived)

I just started a new playthrough
I haven't played it in years and I am loving it, almost broke it with mods of course but that's part of the experience.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 22:44, archived)