Oh look at that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 8:24, archived)

Happy candles

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 8:34, archived)

Well fling my flan
what an awful lot of candles!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 8:38, archived)

Careful now
You'll set the fucking place on fire!
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 8:41, archived)

sniff it!

( $$ ✅, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 8:50, archived)

SNIFF IT REAL GOOD

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 8:59, archived)

Happy candles.
How much of that 15 years do you regret?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 9:53, archived)

11 lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:55, archived)

Did you ever consider a third hat?
Or is that just crazy talk?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 10:02, archived)

I actually own several hats
/blog
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:56, archived)

congrats
another trip around the digital sun
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 10:14, archived)

it's so cold here

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 20:50, archived)

Old. Bugger.
HBD x
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 10:43, archived)

I hope this finds you well?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:56, archived)

PALLBEARER Danan

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:01, archived)

He's going to carry his own coffin? This doesn't make any sense.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:09, archived)

Paul DONE-IN

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:12, archived)

HollyCROAKED

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:24, archived)

Q: Which ex-Hollyoaks actor will star in the upcoming remake of The Pink Panther?
A: Danan, Danan, Danan Danan Danan Danan Danaaan, Dananananan
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:39, archived)

Danan Dusted

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:47, archived)

Huh, he was younger than me
I imagine our lifestyles are slightly different, mind
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:58, archived)

They are now, right enough

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 12:41, archived)

Well you say that
I do lay around doing fuck all, most of the time
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 12:43, archived)

^ getting stiff right now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 12:45, archived)

*looks*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:09, archived)

Too old for spanishfly

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:22, archived)

Is he dead, does anyone know?
I'm just assuming his decomposing corpse was found 3 weeks after he OD'd when the neighbours complained about the smell.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:54, archived)

No, I'm still alive
But the smell is a problem, I admit
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 11:58, archived)

yes/no/maybe

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 12:06, archived)

I've circled the answer on the screen, but the circle doesn't move when I scroll up and down, please advise

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 12:38, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8435407
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 12:41, archived)

Cheers Cheers
Cheers
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 12:49, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 12:50, archived)

He isn't miserycunt?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 15:02, archived)

honestly, I have no idea.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 15:11, archived)

I always assumed he was.
Seems odd to have two ...people like that in the same place.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 15:16, archived)

woah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 12:14, archived)

"Some 15 year olds are, if you’ll excuse the idiom, ripe for plucking, some aren’t."
~'Prufrock' (a nonce), Tue 30 Jul 2024
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 15:00, archived)

15 happy flaming candles up your bum™

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 15:01, archived)