The mods won't stand for it
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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 21:04, archived)

I've been modding my tesla

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 23:15, archived)

There's a cybertruck that parks across from our lot
it's been bothering me because it's been almost reminding me of something every time I see it.
I finally figured it out; it's Kryten's head, specifically the angular bit at the top of his head.
In that spirit, I hope your car gets droid rot, and that it's as unfunny as it was on Red Dwarf.
I'm still in awe of you because of your job though, It must be so gratifying to announce it when people ask "what you do".
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 23:42, archived)

"dunno lol"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 6:28, archived)

It's a small, off-duty, czechoslovakian traffic warden

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 9:58, archived)

Thanks. I guess I've forgotten what that feels like.
It used to be cool when I was a junior doctor to tell people what I did for a living. Now my profession has been so vilified by the press and successive governments here that outside of work I avoid telling people what I do as it just attracts complaints about how hard it is to get an appointment and how useless GPs are today.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 23:21, archived)

Give em the finger, you know which one.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 14:08, archived)

Missed you mods but you won, nothing harmed you.

( mongychops, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 23:34, archived)

Cheers mongy. Honestly my real worry was getting swatted
irrational I know but I had a bit too much going on here at the time. All good now.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 23:47, archived)

Yeah chill, I won't turn up for years yet

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 0:27, archived)

Welcome back

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 16:52, archived)