Morning.
Not quite in the red zone here, but it's getting very windy. Usually get serenaded by tawny owls when I leave for work, hope they've secured their trees so they don't fall on the house. How's your weather?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 6:19, archived)

owls don't live in trees you moron. they live on the moon and eat frogs.

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 7:17, archived)

^President of Wakistan
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2025, 7:44, archived)

alright Joel, don't you have a crushingly unfunny animation to finish

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:05, archived)

actual lol

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:36, archived)

^

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:38, archived)

Fucken windy here
was outside at 5am trying to fix my electric meter cupboard as the wind was slamming the door open
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 7:29, archived)

GS?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 7:46, archived)

No thanks I have a headache

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:04, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:03, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:33, archived)

meter cupboard +ian the wind my pænus the door his bumhole

That was more effort than it was worth.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8436279
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:06, archived)

There’s a breeze here and that’s about it.
This may be because I’m a poncy southerner.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 7:32, archived)

Bit blustery here LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 7:46, archived)

Had a dream I knew Elon Musk last night
He wasn't a nut in the dream, just a rich guy with space aspirations. He was assassinated by the Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:11, archived)

Has anyone mentioned that it's a bit windy out yet?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:36, archived)

Well, you of all people should know.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:41, archived)

What are you trying to say.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:42, archived)

I assumed someone with windy in their name would be an expert in all things windy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:49, archived)

Noted

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:51, archived)

Helllo o oooo .... ooo ..... oOoo ... . ..

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 8:39, archived)

are you a ghost?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:37, archived)

Being gusted away like a fart in a hand drier

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:40, archived)

yes it's a tad breezy

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:58, archived)

Southwesterly 6 to gale 8, becoming cyclonic 4 to 6 later.

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:06, archived)

Not even in my top 10 transformers.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:23, archived)

Mine are:
Optimus Sub-Prime
Bumble
Grindr
Megatronic
Grotbags
Parsnip
Carjacker
Flange
Ultranonce
Davegrohl
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:31, archived)

Slag.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 9:38, archived)

These become indistinguishable from Pokémon after a while.

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:03, archived)