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The Leekley bible is better than the entirety of post-2005 Who

(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 20:38, archived)
Please be very quiet as if you were dead.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 20:46, archived)
Isaiah 41:12 "my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didn't like it."

(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 20:50, archived)
Can we just skip to the end when you've gone full alt-right conspiracy nutcase and got your leg bitten off by your own puma
and then you fuck off to a care home to be fed soup through a tube?
(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 22:41, archived)
I don't like soup
and I don't own a metaphorical puma. All I said was the Leekley bible (as shit as it is) feels more like Doctor Who than anything post wilderness years and I will die on this hill. When it comes to the Doctors, Christopher Eccleston was miscast, Tennant too young, Smith too American-y and Capaldi was just ok. The writing for all of the revival seasons was awful.

I'd go as far to say Doctor Who stopped being good after John Nathan Turner joined production.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 22:43, archived)
Yes, quite so.
And aren’t policemen getting young? I say “policemen” because we all know that women are getting too uppity these days. We never should have given them the vote, quite frankly. It wouldn’t have happened in the days of Empire, I’ll tell you that. Back then you could shoot a native, steal his emeralds and eat his elephants, without all of this malarkey. Scallywags don’t even doff their caps to me any more! I say!
(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 23:04, archived)
You simply cannot comprehend
the acting powers of Eric Roberts as the Master. Nobody does these days.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 23:31, archived)
Ok mate, that’s cool.
Here’s a post you can reply to with whatever else it is you want to say about Doctor Who. I won’t read it, but you can pretend I did. Go nuts.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 23:39, archived)
Terror of the Zygons
was not a good serial, no matter what people tell you. I don't understand why it gets so much praise aardvark is a cunt it really just isn't a good episode.

Why do they look like squid anyway? All suckers and whatnot.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 23:44, archived)
unusual word
b3ta.com/search/board?q=whatnot
(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 23:49, archived)
What would you be hap'nin to suggest?
Before you say anything, I am not brb's meatpuppet.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 23:54, archived)
32 pages of results suggests it's quite a usual word.
I still have no alts, no socks, etc. I'm still not Bou.

I thought it was Mr. Penis at first, I think he was a shelf stacker for a DIY shop on a remote Scottish island or something so this guy seems less and less likely.

Skagra has been quiet recently.

Otherwise I might recognise him from one of the DW forums from back in the day. Loads of right wing trolls love DW, bizarrely.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 1:22, archived)
Never used a DW forum.
Nor am I skagra or a troll, although I have had the misfortune of reading his QOTW answers expecting something funny. This is my first account.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 7:51, archived)
You seem like a really horrible person.

(, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 16:44, archived)
Dr Who is a children's TV programme.
Ergo, you are a massive and unrepentant nonce.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 23:54, archived)
No it's not.
It's for "children of all ages", the official BBC website said so.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 23:55, archived)
It's the reason I refuse to pay for a TV license.

(, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 10:33, archived)
Die in a fire, Skagra

(, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 1:25, archived)