Well, fudge my budget... it's Friday
Morning
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Feb 2025, 5:03, archived)

Send them back.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 5:19, archived)

send them all back

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 7:20, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 8:02, archived)

SCROTE FRITTERS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:37, archived)

My name is Elton John and I smell of beef bourguignon, oi
morning
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 7:43, archived)

I call his smell Elton Musk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:07, archived)

PUT TWO TANGS IN A 55 GALLON TANK

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:42, archived)

Not me, I use Vidal Sassoon Fish and Go.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:01, archived)

You use rinse and mince and you know it

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:45, archived)

My name is Barry Sheen and I smell of lamb tagine, oi

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:28, archived)

People who pronounce 'turmeric' as 'tumour-ic' should be forcibly sterilised.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 8:01, archived)

A fun addition to put in some homemade bathbombs.
A lolarious gift.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:44, archived)

What a day!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 8:23, archived)

Well, smudge my budgie: so it is.
Time for a bit of that weekending soon, I reckon.
( .Yeti., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 8:30, archived)

My last day before 2 weeks off

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:29, archived)

Got any sensational plans?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:06, archived)

No
Only found out on Monday that I would be off and I don't have any money to go anywhere. Probably just chill.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:44, archived)

I'm looking forward to being skint as my back is fucked
Job is physically demanding and I'm self employed, so if I'm not in i get nothing, just waiting to see a physio at the docs now
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:37, archived)

I hope they're more useful to you than they were to me

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 12:48, archived)

so what

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:09, archived)

Are you in a 55 gallon tank?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:33, archived)

yes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:03, archived)

How many of you are there? This is important.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:36, archived)

tangledupintwo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:04, archived)

*attacks*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:06, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:03, archived)

SHUT THE FUCK UP WE'VE GOT TWO TANGS IN A 55 GALLON TANK HERE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:07, archived)

One turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:16, archived)

That's not very GEOSTORM of you.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 12:21, archived)

Make sure they are Naso Tangs for maximum effect.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 12:36, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:12, archived)

As Rockwell famously said
"I work from nine to five, hey, hell, I pay the price!"
( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:12, archived)