I've never had a Facebook account but I do have an Instagram one for professional purposes
I can't face deleting my smeggy bellend
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:02, archived)

I never got on with Instagram
just a load of photos and shit.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:08, archived)

This^

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:20, archived)

That^

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:41, archived)

The other^

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:51, archived)

I get all the photos I need from the b3ta flickr pool.
www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/pool/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:56, archived)

We really were a bunch of fucking stupid fucking cunts

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:02, archived)

Yup

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:05, archived)

'were'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:34, archived)

A good point well made

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 22:22, archived)

We run free

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 0:05, archived)

Kept our fucking stupid fucking cunts
Nice and clean
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 6:50, archived)

Top image
That didn't age well
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:57, archived)

aged like cat milk

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:35, archived)

I can't lie, that's why I keep posting the link.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 19:35, archived)

heh
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg18pvz7kko
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:46, archived)

fuck you, trouser. fuck you.

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:49, archived)

:D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:50, archived)

RIS?

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:57, archived)

Terry Moore recently asked for another cheque from b3ta, but he didn't have a leg to stand on

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 8:39, archived)

THIS IS REAL PUMA

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 10:16, archived)

Thank Christ I'm not in any of those.
I mean, I've never been to a b4sh, no. Definitely. Only for sad people, those.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:59, archived)

Very true Aardvark.
JMG was right.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:10, archived)

God, that purple hair did not suit me

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:15, archived)

harrowing

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 0:25, archived)

Back when Facebook still had a user population I used to really enjoy throwing my pearls amongst the swine
or just being deliberately obtuse in replies to be a pain in the arse.

Can't do that shit on Instagram can you, eh?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:16, archived)

You can't outpain in the arse people these days.
Sign of the times.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:07, archived)

For me it's the equivalent to having a food blog but with the occasion pair of sports footwear thrown in
It's like a live CV of all the things I get up to
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:34, archived)

May we see it?

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:08, archived)

there's a bit too many 'eye are ell' identifiers on there to share on here, soz
can't risk Bou rocking up at my house with a carving knife or summat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:17, archived)

Sure
www.instagram.com/smeggy/
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:24, archived)