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I have deactivated my FaceBook account
but I've not totally deleted it. I don't miss it but I can't bring myself to press the button to end it.

What can't you quite face deleting? Don't say b3ta or I'll come around and rearrange your cushions.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 14:52, archived)
I've never had a Facebook account but I do have an Instagram one for professional purposes
I can't face deleting my smeggy bellend
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:02, archived)
I never got on with Instagram
just a load of photos and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:08, archived)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:20, archived)
That^

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:41, archived)
The other^

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:51, archived)
I get all the photos I need from the b3ta flickr pool.
www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/pool/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:56, archived)
We really were a bunch of fucking stupid fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:02, archived)
Yup

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:05, archived)
'were'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:34, archived)
A good point well made

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 22:22, archived)
We run free

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 0:05, archived)
Kept our fucking stupid fucking cunts
Nice and clean
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 6:50, archived)
Top image
That didn't age well
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:57, archived)
aged like cat milk

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:35, archived)
I can't lie, that's why I keep posting the link.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 19:35, archived)
heh
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg18pvz7kko
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:46, archived)
fuck you, trouser. fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:49, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:50, archived)
RIS?

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:57, archived)
Terry Moore recently asked for another cheque from b3ta, but he didn't have a leg to stand on

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 8:39, archived)
THIS IS REAL PUMA

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 10:16, archived)
Thank Christ I'm not in any of those.
I mean, I've never been to a b4sh, no. Definitely. Only for sad people, those.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:59, archived)
Very true Aardvark.
JMG was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:10, archived)
God, that purple hair did not suit me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:15, archived)
harrowing

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 0:25, archived)
Back when Facebook still had a user population I used to really enjoy throwing my pearls amongst the swine
or just being deliberately obtuse in replies to be a pain in the arse.

Can't do that shit on Instagram can you, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:16, archived)
You can't outpain in the arse people these days.
Sign of the times.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:07, archived)
For me it's the equivalent to having a food blog but with the occasion pair of sports footwear thrown in
It's like a live CV of all the things I get up to
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:34, archived)
May we see it?

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:08, archived)
there's a bit too many 'eye are ell' identifiers on there to share on here, soz
can't risk Bou rocking up at my house with a carving knife or summat
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:17, archived)
Sure
www.instagram.com/smeggy/
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:24, archived)
I probably spend 95% less time on Facebook than I did a year ago,
and even then it wasn't very much. The only things it's good for these days are staying in touch with people whose e-mail addresses you don't have and finding out when local concerts are on.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:14, archived)
Yeah
once its algorithm works out what you like it can serve you up good suggestions for gigs and concerts, I miss that.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:47, archived)
Can't bear deleting my
Princess Diane wank folder
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:23, archived)
6:42 am, approximately. I dreamed I was eating a large, tasteless gumdrop. I awoke to realize that I was aggressively munching on one of my Ear Pillow silicone ear plugs. Hence the tastelessness.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:25, archived)
Master of dialog Lynch was

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:26, archived)
alright 'Yoda'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:37, archived)
Do you mean
Princess Diane, Duchess of WΓΌrttemberg?
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 19:02, archived)
She's got a winning smile
That's for sure
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:51, archived)

Princess Miss

#Crossroads4Lyf
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 19:17, archived)
Nobody knows what you're banging on about m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 19:29, archived)
I deleted your nan's face last Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:31, archived)
This is a bit Lynch
David, not Bet.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:48, archived)

David, not Bet Kenny
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:33, archived)
I'm on there a lot
Mostly trolling trump supporters and other fascist morons, because it's fun to watch them have a meltdown over their tangerine shitgibbon leader
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:32, archived)
Yeah, but it's just perpetuating the awfulness of it all
like a self-feeding shit monster.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:49, archived)
True
But I still enjoy winding them up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:52, archived)
brb klaxon

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 19:04, archived)
Klaxon
Klaxoff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 20:33, archived)
My SpongeBob fanfic

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:41, archived)
Specialist content

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 15:49, archived)
Isn't that mostly Squidward hentai?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:45, archived)
Oh, you’ve read it then?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:50, archived)
............maybe

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 17:15, archived)
I hadn't had one for years but then got involved with some social groups
that only posted info on it
then zuckerberg went full maga and I can't delete my account because I need the info

fucking bollocks mate
(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:32, archived)
Anyone that uses Facebook is a fucking stupid fucking cunt
Absolutely no exceptions
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:36, archived)

Facebook b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 16:36, archived)
my self-importance

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 18:09, archived)
Bruh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 18:13, archived)
this one time on bandcamp

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 18:14, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 20:17, archived)
I got a browser extension that blocks FB ads and sponsored slop
- now there's nothing there at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 18:39, archived)
teeheehee

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 6:53, archived)
I never joined myspace or FU or FB.
It all seemed like a scam at worst, an unnecessary inconvenience at best.

Now it's all just a radicalisation and social fragmentation machine. You literally need to be mad to be on social media in 2025.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 19:13, archived)
I suppose /talk is more like antisocial media, a ha ha ha !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:12, archived)
It's an anonymous messageboard,
so I think it's okayish. You could call almost any communication via a medium social media if you wanted to be annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 21:54, archived)
Got 'im!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 0:05, archived)