going up the Forest Tavern for a burger, cba cooking

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:45, archived)

cock bollocks arsehole?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:58, archived)

nah you're alright ta, I'm having a burger in a bit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:18, archived)

Never ask how the sausage is made
Lol, sausage
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:19, archived)

no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:19, archived)

How is sausage formed?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:28, archived)

Get some meat and make it look like a willy lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:29, archived)

He said sausage, not grain of rice.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:32, archived)

😮

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:34, archived)

Nice one Queef's.
Pizza for me tonight I think.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:20, archived)

home made, supermarket or delivery?
as a committed pizza nazi (I went all the way to Italy to eat at a specific pizzeria for my 50th), the Crosta & Mollica brand of frozen pizze are remarkably good. As are Gino 'I burgled Paul Young's house and am a sex pest' d'Acampo's.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:30, archived)

Homemade. I don't do pre-made shite here, Queef's.
Freshly made from an eatery of some sort is acceptable.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:32, archived)

I bought a baking steel which greatly assists my home pizze
But the seal on my oven is shit and I really struggle to get my temps up

Those two frozen brands are closer to proper Italian pizza than all those 'local pizza place' deliveries.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:33, archived)

lol getting it up

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:33, archived)

Might need a new seal, or have the door hinges adjusted?
Worth it!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:40, archived)

we rent our house
I complained when we moved in that the oven was shit, so the landlord immediately bought us a new one. A new, shit one. Not sure if it can even be improved upon tbh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:04, archived)

Oh dear.
I will just hope that you are somehow blessed with a better oven then, Queef's.
#thoughtsandprayers
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 21:56, archived)

pizza steels ftw season it with beeswax you gigantic poofter

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:32, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 0:28, archived)

rg gg
+ing
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:28, archived)