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what's for fucking dinner you slags

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:02, archived)
Truffle and mushroom orzo
I'm not impressed with it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:11, archived)
sounds like something queef would eat whilst watching the cambridge oxford boat race with an umbrella up his anus

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:22, archived)
I should have just had chips

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:43, archived)
i should have had a lot of things

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:47, archived)
Drugs? Sex?
A ride on an alpaca through the ruins of chernobyl at midnight?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 20:00, archived)
The Jamzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 20:34, archived)
All 3 please…

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 21:49, archived)
accurate as always

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 23:47, archived)
Red red wine

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:22, archived)
stella for me. i ain't posh. and yeah having a blow out. 6 weeks sober fuck it that's healthy enough

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:23, archived)
The wagon will still be there when you want to get back on

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:29, archived)
oh i've still got one foot on it. i'm not going back to drinking every day. fuck that.
breakfast beer, it seemed so perfectly normal at the time
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:31, archived)
I'm glad I've never got to the brekkie booze stage
More than one of my family have died from excessive booze, so it's a big topic for me. I think I have the genes for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 19:23, archived)
I got way beyond that
But I'm ok now.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 21:58, archived)
glad to hear it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 23:48, archived)
Gin and tonic for me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:42, archived)
you fucking pisshead

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:49, archived)
Fuck off, it's Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 20:00, archived)
not anymore

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 0:14, archived)
Phenyldihydrochloride benzelex.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:34, archived)
SCRUBBERS!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:35, archived)
I don't advise a haircut

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:36, archived)
what does chatgtp or whatever it's called advise?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:39, archived)
Phenyldihydrochloride benzelex

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:46, archived)
oh good. at least it's not completely useless.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:48, archived)
Something tangy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:36, archived)
mongy won't like that
that is below the belt
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:38, archived)
Keep your filthy hands to yourself

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 19:18, archived)
He'll never respect you in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 20:01, archived)
Slag pie

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:40, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:48, archived)
On the side, yes.
I need new trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:49, archived)
fuck off donald

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:50, archived)
A big old bowl of NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS M8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 19:31, archived)
Lucky, only M4 for us povs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 19:58, archived)
Well I do live on the south coast

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 20:31, archived)
Bigger machine screws there I've hear

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 21:23, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 23:50, archived)