Back from seeing Mickey 17. Robert Pattinson plays Mickey Barnes - a guy on the run from a loan shark on Earth after his business collapses. He decides to flee to a planet soon to be colonized and becomes an Expendable, the only one on the planet whose job it is to do all the worst jobs. Every time he dies a new Mickey is printed on a high tech printer.
After being left for dead following a fall outside on the planet a new Mickey 18 is printed but miraculously Mickey 17 is still alive.
I thought Robert Pattinson was excellent in the role. Mark Ruffalo and Toni Collette are the campest villains I've ever seen in a movie.
I thought the first half of the movie was very good and on the whole it was very funny although I didn't think the second half was as good.
I would give it 7 out of 10.
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:16,
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Copy and paste then.(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:20,
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I would like to unsubscribe from your film blog.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:41,
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It sounds a bit like Moon, but with more people involved. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Mar 2025, 17:06,
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= Moottaca, maybe yours will catch on.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Mar 2025, 19:24,
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Sounds worth a watch (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 17:43,
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Back from seeing Freddy Got FingeredUnemployed 28-year-old cartoonist Gordon "Gord" Brody leaves his parents' home in Portland, Oregon, to pursue his lifelong ambition of obtaining a contract for an animated television series. His parents, Jim and Julie, give him a Chrysler LeBaron which he drives to Los Angeles and starts work at a cheese sandwich factory to make money. Gord shows his drawings to Dave Davidson, the CEO of a major animation studio; Davidson commends the artwork but calls the concepts depicted, including a vigilante "X-Ray Cat", nonsensical. Disheartened, Gord quits his job and returns to his parents.
Gord attempts to continue drawing; however, he gets into an argument with Jim, who then smashes Gord's half-pipe. Gord and his parents then go to a family therapy session, where Gord falsely accuses his father of fingering Gord's younger brother, Freddy. The 25-year-old Freddy is sent to a home for sexually molested children despite clearly being an adult. While in a drunken stupor, Jim tells Gord how much of a disappointment he is to him. Affected by his father's words, Gord decides to abandon his aspirations to be a cartoonist and gets a job at a local sandwich shop.
Gord is inspired to pursue his dreams once again. He returns to Hollywood with a concept based on his relationship with his father: an adult animated series called Zebras in America. Jim follows Gord there after threatening his friend Darren into revealing his whereabouts. While Gord is pitching the show to Davidson, Jim bursts in and trashes Davidson's office. Thinking Jim's actions are part of Gord's pitch, Davidson greenlights Zebras in America and gives Gord a million-dollar check. Gord spends the remainder of his windfall to relocate the Brody house to Pakistan with his father inside, unconscious—a response to Jim's earlier put-down that "If this were Pakistan, you would have been sewing soccer balls when you were four years old!"
The film ends shortly after a scene where Gord gives a handjob to an Elephant, which ejaculates all over his father.
I thought Tom Green was excellent in the role. Rip Torn is the campest villain I've ever seen in a movie.
I thought the first half of the movie was very good and on the whole it was very funny I also think the second half was as good.
I would give it 10 out of 10.
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I notice that you deny being a sock for everyone except Jonathan King.Are you Jonathan King?
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brb top shit, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 18:24,
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Explains the fetish for old IT, nobody's going to track child porn on floppies exchanged through the postlol floppies
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After being left for dead following a fall outside on the planet a new Mickey 18 is printed but miraculously Mickey 17 is still alive.
I thought Robert Pattinson was excellent in the role. Mark Ruffalo and Toni Collette are the campest villains I've ever seen in a movie.
I thought the first half of the movie was very good and on the whole it was very funny although
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 7:14,
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