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It's not?
So wait, how many hats do you really own?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:06, archived)
Full disclosure
I own four. I know, it's insane crazy
(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:09, archived)
Actually, now I come to think of it
It's at least five. Imagine that.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:10, archived)
Makes sense.
When the two you carry about with you require a bit of a clean up, you then have two more to immediately swap to, plus a spare in case some CRETIN does something untoward.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:19, archived)
No way! I also have four hats.
Well, four proper hats and a beanie.

I used to have two other really nice ones but managed to lose them both. :(
(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:49, archived)
Ah, you see most of mine are beanies
I'd love to be someone who looks good in hats, but I'm just not. Even baseball caps don't look right on me.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:12, archived)
I have loads of snapbacks, plus 3 or 4 beanies, and a Kangol bucket hat.

(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:53, archived)
Did I fucking ask you?
No I fucking didn't.

Which was really rude of me, sorry Smegg. I bet your hats are excellent.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:57, archived)
I forgive you mate.

(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:52, archived)
I had a Samuel L Jackson style kangol hat back in the day
I thought it was so cool. I almost certainly liked like a cunt, however
(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:13, archived)
Haha, you're a heterosexual

(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:14, archived)
My secret shame :(

(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:35, archived)
Shall I delete the subthread to hide your shame?

(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:39, archived)
Too late,
now we all know that he likes girls!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:56, archived)