Haha, good morning!!
How's everyone's week been, alright? What's the best thing that's happened in your life this week, please?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 7:56, archived)

Massive Drugs!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 14 Mar 2025, 8:25, archived)

Oh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 8:47, archived)

Small, understated drugs.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 8:52, archived)

Well, that's better, but I'm still not sure I can condone it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 8:54, archived)

I've been involved in preparing fentanyl for injection into newborn babies.
Small dose but high potency, so on balance it probably counts as moderate-sized drugs.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:07, archived)

This doesn't sound like a good idea
But I'm not really qualified to say for sure
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:23, archived)

Haha, I deliberately made it sound scarier and worse than it is in context!
I'm such a tease.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:26, archived)

Huh, interesting
Thanks for sharing, sincerely.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:30, archived)

just noticed that one of the consultant neonatologists is named Still,
I hope that's the opposite of nominative determinism
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:33, archived)

Haha, that's great.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:41, archived)

😬

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:45, archived)

*imposes tariffs*

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:38, archived)

*imposes NO U*

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:49, archived)

I had some tasty soup
And I’ve been swimming twice. Had a nice early morning run along the seaside on Wednesday.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:20, archived)

Ah, now we're talking, thank you Garold

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:24, archived)

did a honking shit the other day

( $$ ✅, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:36, archived)

That'll teach you not to eat goose burgers.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:41, archived)

morning
I got sent a brand new phone instead of the refurbished one I ordered.
Beat that, /chat
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:40, archived)

Ok, that's good news

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:46, archived)

Not only that, it was the latest model
anecdotes, yeah?
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:47, archived)

yeah?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:47, archived)

YEAH.

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:50, archived)

We should put a 200% tariff on /links

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:40, archived)

-200% tariff +worldwide IP block

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:42, archived)

careful, Dave Trouser will be on you like a nerdy puma

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 14:30, archived)

If by putting a 200% tariff on it you mean napalm it into oblivion, then yes.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:43, archived)

read that as napkin

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 10:51, archived)

They certainly do dribble a lot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:44, archived)

I'm not sure how that would work, or what the benefits would be
But sure
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:46, archived)

Would that drive them to post here instead?
BUILD A WALL!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 15:54, archived)

I've got an interview for a PGCE, to start in September.
Could be a teacher soon.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:42, archived)

Penis Girth Cock Enlargement?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:45, archived)

You can't teach that m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:48, archived)

Well, I could, but I'd have to charge
but if you DO want to bring ALL the boys to the yard, there's no other way.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 10:52, archived)

Can't argue with that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 11:22, archived)

Although I question the practicality of bringing ALL the boys
If only for logistical reasons
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 11:24, archived)

some details on the area of the yard would be helpful here, perhaps it's very large.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:08, archived)

Three feet make a yard
There
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:15, archived)

Wow, well good luck
Mrs Hats has been a teacher for many years now, and she loves it.

She also likes being a teacher lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:47, archived)

Most of my family are teachers, god knows why as working with children is the last job I’d ever want to do.
Full respect for those that love the job though
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:50, archived)

I think you have to love it
Because god knows they don't do it for the money
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:51, archived)

for sure

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:51, archived)

Paedo, eh?
I knew it.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 10:57, archived)

:(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:39, archived)

I just saw a dark-eyed junco, don't usually notice them until it snows.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:14, archived)

neat

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:15, archived)

it's the best i got

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:23, archived)