Deaddie Jordan

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 10:16, archived)

How does one become a pundit, do you reckon?
I could do that. I could pund.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 10:19, archived)

No idea m8
Sounds a bit Indian though eh.
'Over to our Delhi correspondent, Pundit Dundravarhihishnudashri' or summat
You know what they're like
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 10:24, archived)

To clarify, this means I hate people from India, not that I simply find their names amusing

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 10:27, archived)

As a committed racist, you'll know that the word originated from Sanskrit, right?
mid 17th century (in pundit (sense 2)): from Sanskrit paṇḍita ‘learned man’, use as noun of paṇḍita ‘learned, skilled’. pundit (sense 1) is first recorded in the early 19th century.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 11:19, archived)

i know a bit of sanskrit, ama

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 11:49, archived)

Who put the bop in the bop shoo wop shoo wop?
And I have a follow up question
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 12:15, archived)

This sounds like a trick question, I'm going to go with Dick Butkus
Dick. Butkus.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 12:42, archived)

Interesting
Ok, no further questions
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 12:49, archived)

I like how everyone's got their big opinions right up until DICK BUTKUS then they suddenly remember their manners
THIS IS THE POWER OF BUTKUS!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 15:08, archived)

That's fair

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 15:29, archived)

that was me m8

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 15:06, archived)

Butkus doesn't like that, I can feel it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 15:09, archived)

You get right in someone's face and call them a dead eyed cunt
then you magically appear on television.
( $$ ✅, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 10:28, archived)

Just describe something with a play on words.
Then you’ll have punned it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 10:46, archived)

Deaddie Jordone

( broadsword, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 10:22, archived)

Formula Gone

( $$ ✅, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 10:28, archived)

A Formula for only DEATH

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 10:43, archived)

'e die

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 11:23, archived)

I just had a flipping tasty slice of cake.
I’m doing the photos for an event with visiting dignitaries and the catering is definitely VIP
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 13:49, archived)

Bloody love a slice of cake
#Gummidgemaxxing
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 14:11, archived)

I've just had chicken wings with hot sauce

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 14:29, archived)

I went to a meeting at the Schroders HQ, the catering was superb.

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 15:07, archived)

+ing
superb both alive and dead until the box was opened
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 15:19, archived)

Fucking hell mate, get some help

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 15:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8440993
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 15:34, archived)