I'm tanning my arse in the garden and an ant crawled up my japper
It'll be whizzing it's little ant tits off and no mistake
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Mar 2025, 14:37, Reply)

I accuse you of lying in an attempt at humour.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 14:41, Reply)

Nuh uh!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Mar 2025, 14:50, Reply)

J'accuse!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 15:57, Reply)

As if

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 15:55, Reply)

N o re al nam es ple ase

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Mar 2025, 16:08, Reply)

Sorry I don't speak Spanish

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 16:23, Reply)

+nt i +spaf
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 18:42, Reply)

I wasn't expecting this

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 18:54, Reply)

I like to keep things fresh

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 18:54, Reply)

I've just seen Su Pollard

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 16:25, Reply)

BULLSHIT
My brother met her in a gay club many years ago. Subscribe for more.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 16:30, Reply)

I doubt she is STILL there

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Mar 2025, 17:18, Reply)

I'd like to see you prove it, m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 17:33, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8441872
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Mar 2025, 17:36, Reply)

I stand corrected

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 17:58, Reply)

A sue pollard is normally a glitch in the matrix. It means they've changed something

( mongychops, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 18:22, Reply)

There is no Su

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 18:25, Reply)

Phil Collins tried to warn us

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 2:47, Reply)

Hi-de-hi Mr Anderson

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 18:54, Reply)

You've just seen my secretary?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 18:25, Reply)

chin ee reck on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 16:25, Reply)

LOL
hinee
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Mar 2025, 17:18, Reply)

i've got an e reck on

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 17:38, Reply)

didn't realise ants were that small

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 16:40, Reply)

You're probably thinking of gi
ants

please kill me
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Mar 2025, 17:17, Reply)

oh god
^{kill me as well}
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 17:21, Reply)

Pissants

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 17:34, Reply)

PANTS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 19:07, Reply)