Anyone know the acceptable amount of time to wait for a drink at a bar?
I got bored after 8 minutes!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 8 Apr 2025, 14:58, Reply)

yeah, I do

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 15:20, Reply)

i order it straight to my table on the app
/weatherspoons lol
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 17:07, Reply)

LOL
poo
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 8 Apr 2025, 18:19, Reply)

LOL
heap
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 20:36, Reply)

Gaz mongychops, he knows about this kind of thing

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 8 Apr 2025, 15:21, Reply)

I like how people queue at Wetherspoons now
bit mental
( $$ ✅, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 15:33, Reply)

yeah double-you-tee-eff is all that about eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 15:35, Reply)

might be Two Hat's fault
jus sayin'
( $$ ✅, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 15:41, Reply)

I knew there was something a bit off about that guy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 16:07, Reply)

I just thought that some sort of queueing system made sense
And mentioned it to Tim at the Millionaire Wankstains club that we both belong to. I didn't mean to upset anyone :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 16:26, Reply)

fuck wetherspoons

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 16:07, Reply)

Another drinker scorned the queuing system, saying it makes the pubs look like a coach full of tourists just docked for their pre-paid roast and pint.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 16:10, Reply)

I've not actually seen that in real life yet
Do people actually queue in pubs?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 8 Apr 2025, 16:27, Reply)

they do in butlins 🤷

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 16:31, Reply)

Why the fuck were you at Butlin's?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 8 Apr 2025, 16:32, Reply)

I was shagging one of the dancers, and so I watched the show a couple of times

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 16:33, Reply)

No u werent

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 8 Apr 2025, 16:47, Reply)

ok

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 16:53, Reply)

haha it's as shit as I remember it
and it was more than £5 a pint

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oKzMTPWGzBM
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 19:13, Reply)

randy mandy?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 17:08, Reply)

watch with motherzzzzz

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 17:14, Reply)

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( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 17:08, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8443107
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 17:35, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8443108
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 18:10, Reply)

depends how busy it is I think

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 16:08, Reply)

Depends, had you ordered one?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 16:50, Reply)

My local aims the nozzle of my chosen drink over the heads of the mortals between me and the bar
to deliver it direct to my mouth without me having to wait.

Can't help sorry.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 16:56, Reply)

bar mitzvah?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 17:10, Reply)

I’m aiming my nozzle as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 18:10, Reply)

minutes months
( vladimir, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 19:45, Reply)

can't believe I've remembered how to do that \o/
( vladimir, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 20:20, Reply)