Just two this week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2kvvwln504o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 13:27, Reply)

1/7 over-lubed hoop

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 13:43, Reply)

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 13:49, Reply)

4/7 gnome with a hardon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:26, Reply)

3/7 same as last week, maybe I should just say 3/7 and not actually bother with the quiz

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 13:46, Reply)

The questions were dogshit this week.
I have been paying less attention to miracle babies, unelected heads of state meeting in foreign hospitals, the fucking Olivier awards FFS, pilot snacks, White House press protocol, fucking CURLING,and local bird news, and more on the financial crisis, the genocide in Gaza and the illegal invasion of Ukraine, but I guess I must be weird like that.
( brb top shit, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:48, Reply)

On the contrary, I think it's an improvement.
No questions about football, Z-list celebs or minor and irrelevant royals.
( .Yeti., Fri 11 Apr 2025, 16:16, Reply)

I wish all royals were irrelevant
but this royal news was just ancient, unaccountably rich, unelected heads of state saying hello to each other.
( brb top shit, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 16:46, Reply)

What's the deal with weekly news quizzes?
They're just a way to prove you skimmed the headlines before scrolling to the memes.
( $$ ✅, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:07, Reply)

bazinga

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:46, Reply)

3/7 Ranatra quadridentata

( brb top shit, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:15, Reply)

+ Want your bad romance

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:21, Reply)

lol

( vladimir, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 17:43, Reply)

Well that's easy for you to say.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:21, Reply)

Alright Jonathan Ross

( brb top shit, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:37, Reply)

I wesent that wemark!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Apr 2025, 16:39, Reply)

I heard that Isaac Arthur recently had palate surgery to fix his speech impediments
but I listened to a wecent episode and, whall he's not tawking waws than evaw, he seems to have detewiowated in wecent months. It doesn't help that he mispwonounces loads of words that don't contain oaws and awes.
( brb top shit, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 16:54, Reply)

5/7

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:39, Reply)

1/7 monkey spunk

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:43, Reply)

7/1
Spunky Monk.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:48, Reply)

got the first 2 wrong then hit a streak and ended with 5
sorry i mean, 5/7 murdered dwarves
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 15:47, Reply)

4/7, gas the Jews

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 11 Apr 2025, 17:00, Reply)

you can't be hitler

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 20:54, Reply)