It's amazing to think that a couple thousand years ago life expectancy was 30.
Which, in our terms, would mean you get your driver's license around 5 you'd marry at 9, divorced at 15.
In your late teens, you move down to Florida.
I guess that's how spring break got started.
I don't know.
And eventually people say things about you, like: "Well, it's amazing, he's 28, but he's still very alert.
His mind is so sharp, you would think you're talking to a 2-year-old.
( $$ ✅, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:40, Reply)

That's a total misunderstanding of the concept of life expectancy.
A figure of 30 means there was high infant mortality, not that most adults dropped dead at that age.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:03, Reply)

You epic multispaz.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:09, Reply)

Epic Multispaz
Are they playing the other stage at Glastonbury this year?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:17, Reply)

#infest #drimble #neverforget

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:21, Reply)

^His mind is so sharp, you would think you're talking to a 2-year-old.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:19, Reply)

Not my words, the words of Jerry Seinfeld

( $$ ✅, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:17, Reply)

Certified jew, certified peodophile

( mongychops, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 17:08, Reply)

a Judo?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 17:26, Reply)