Might kill myself today and then resurrect on Sunday
LOL urrect
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 18 Apr 2025, 11:41, archived)

be hard nailing youself to a cross tho

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 11:42, archived)

Yeah, hard in the boys' showers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 12:06, archived)

I wouldn't kill myself
But I'll feel like death tomorrow
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 12:30, archived)

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ is a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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( Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 14:29, archived)

ahahahahahaaaaaaa
I like this
( vladimir, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 14:56, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7705750
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:26, archived)

*gazes in awe*
prehistory
( vladimir, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:28, archived)

Qweeeen
b3ta.com/talk/8444079
( mongychops, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 17:05, archived)

🖤🖤🖤

( vladimir, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 18:12, archived)

It's needlessly dramatic, you could just stay in bed for a couple days. Why be all LOOK AT ME about it?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:02, archived)

malkovich
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  ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ is a beautiful strong black vladimir ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:04, archived)

hey who gave you access to the live feed of my psychotic breakdown

( vladimir, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:43, archived)

Vladdddsss
b3ta.com/talk/8444082
( mongychops, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 17:06, archived)

😭🖤 MONGY

( vladimir, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 18:13, archived)

What would Jesus do?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:36, archived)

There's a book about it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:17, archived)

If it's by Irvine Welsh
I don't care for it
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:19, archived)

It's written in Aramaic dialect, very off-putting at first but if you persevere it's shit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:25, archived)

It's amazing to think that a couple thousand years ago life expectancy was 30.
Which, in our terms, would mean you get your driver's license around 5 you'd marry at 9, divorced at 15.
In your late teens, you move down to Florida.
I guess that's how spring break got started.
I don't know.
And eventually people say things about you, like: "Well, it's amazing, he's 28, but he's still very alert.
His mind is so sharp, you would think you're talking to a 2-year-old.
( $$ ✅, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:40, archived)

That's a total misunderstanding of the concept of life expectancy.
A figure of 30 means there was high infant mortality, not that most adults dropped dead at that age.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:03, archived)

You epic multispaz.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:09, archived)

Epic Multispaz
Are they playing the other stage at Glastonbury this year?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:17, archived)

#infest #drimble #neverforget

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:21, archived)

^His mind is so sharp, you would think you're talking to a 2-year-old.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:19, archived)

Not my words, the words of Jerry Seinfeld

( $$ ✅, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:17, archived)

Certified jew, certified peodophile

( mongychops, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 17:08, archived)

a Judo?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 17:26, archived)

Jesus Christ

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:36, archived)

2/7 CUNTHORSE

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 17:24, archived)