OK, I've just imagined Paul Hollywood doing a big spunk all over Mary Berry's tits. What now?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 16:04, archived)

clean yourself up
and start again
( $$ ✅, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 16:22, archived)

Not Simon Reynolds's best book, that.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Apr 2025, 18:11, archived)

Sounds more like a Smegg Wallace thing to do.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Apr 2025, 17:09, archived)

just properly laughed out loud in fact thank you

( vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 18:07, archived)

is that something you've been trying to do for a long time?
how do you normally laugh haha-neeugh-hehe-hahanuegh?
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 19:05, archived)

it's too complicated to explain at this time of night but thank you for asking

( vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 22:47, archived)