Pushing that smegg down the board
I'm going to the Jazz Cafe l8r, which you could strikey-g into 'the Jizz Cafe'!!

That would be so lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 15:06, archived)

I strikey-g-d it into 'jizzul8'

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 15:20, archived)

I g-struck the whole thing into 'a Northern Soul gig'.

( .Yeti., Thu 24 Apr 2025, 15:27, archived)

Wigan Casino All Nighter?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 15:56, archived)

Haha, can you imagine
Instead of a "slice of cake" it would be something like "spunky spunky spunky" or summat, I dunno, I'm not good at this sort of thing
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 15:28, archived)

hahaha that would be really silly because
who would eat a slice of cake iced with spunk
ahahahaha
( vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 15:40, archived)

Haha I don't know I think I'd try it haha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 15:42, archived)

that would be quite the themed week on the bake off program wouldn't it ahahaha
"this week, it's spunk!" oh ho ho ha ha ha, imagine
( vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 16:02, archived)

OK, I've just imagined Paul Hollywood doing a big spunk all over Mary Berry's tits. What now?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 16:04, archived)

clean yourself up
and start again
( $$ ✅, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 16:22, archived)

Not Simon Reynolds's best book, that.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Apr 2025, 18:11, archived)

Sounds more like a Smegg Wallace thing to do.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Apr 2025, 17:09, archived)

just properly laughed out loud in fact thank you

( vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 18:07, archived)

is that something you've been trying to do for a long time?
how do you normally laugh haha-neeugh-hehe-hahanuegh?
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 19:05, archived)

it's too complicated to explain at this time of night but thank you for asking

( vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 22:47, archived)

Alright Howard Moon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 15:50, archived)

sho me ur peanus plz

( $$ ✅, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 16:11, archived)

Sure
🍄‍🟫
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 16:33, archived)

mushroom brown, texture like sun

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 17:36, archived)

Lays me down, in my bum he cums

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 21:07, archived)

🥜🥜

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 16:44, archived)

That might be tricky unless you've got a scanning electron microscope to hand lol

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 16:47, archived)

Alright Kanye

( mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 18:42, archived)