I feel we should take turns in stepping up to provide the valuable service that Queef usually supplies.
With that said, GUFFCHEESE.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 25 Apr 2025, 12:33, archived)

I'm going to a posh restaurant later

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 12:45, archived)

not really SMELLWANK

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 12:45, archived)

I’m going to have a posh wank later

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 12:47, archived)

Alright David Beckham

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 13:33, archived)

BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 14:18, archived)

+TOUCHER

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 25 Apr 2025, 17:40, archived)

+50p

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 21:20, archived)

I went on holiday recently
And found a shop called "Mr Dick's Sexy Bakery". Is that alright?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 12:47, archived)

I don't know is this?
*does this*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 12:53, archived)

*bakes sexily*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 13:22, archived)

Breadcock Holiday

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 13:33, archived)

Oh bravo
Or brava, apologies, I don't want to assume your gender
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 13:34, archived)

I just spent £60 on a 7" of some obscure 80's rapper

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 12:54, archived)

less than £10 per inch!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 13:07, archived)

Ch’eers

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 12:57, archived)

Woo-Hah!! Mám vás všechny
^ Woo-Hah!! Got You All, in Czech
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 13:05, archived)

Czech mate

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 13:25, archived)

i collected these ' ' ' ' ' '

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 13:11, archived)