the back door is open, humid breeze coming in, i can hear some kind of electronic alarm in the distance, beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 13:14, archived)

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 13:18, archived)

beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep sheep beep
beep beep beep
( vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 13:19, archived)

WAIT WHERE DID THEY COME FROM

( vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 13:19, archived)

i was counting beeps to get to sleep and it was interrupted by a sheep

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 13:20, archived)

I told the sheep they'd made me saaaaaaad
the sheep said that was just too baaaaaad
I realised then I had begun
to speak like them. I tried to run
but the duvet I was wrapped beneath
was now my woolly, heavy fleece
I staggered outside to find grass
and now I sleep in fields at last
( vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 13:34, archived)

really dreadful lack of appreciation for the excellence of this
but I forgive you all
( vladimir, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 14:04, archived)

might beep a bird

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 18:35, archived)

alright "the Pussycat Dolls"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 19:33, archived)

it's the beep beep beep of the baby and the cash machine

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 19:54, archived)