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what's the weather like right now wherever you are
here: overcast, although by clouds a long way up, so like being under a very high roof in a cathedral dedicated to a deity of greyness. chiffchaffs and robins singing. a wood pigeon hoo-hooing. the very slightest breeze, moving only the ends of branches
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 13:12, archived)
the back door is open, humid breeze coming in, i can hear some kind of electronic alarm in the distance, beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 13:14, archived)
beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 13:18, archived)

beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep beep beep
beep sheep beep
beep beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 13:19, archived)
WAIT WHERE DID THEY COME FROM

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 13:19, archived)
i was counting beeps to get to sleep and it was interrupted by a sheep

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 13:20, archived)

I told the sheep they'd made me saaaaaaad
the sheep said that was just too baaaaaad
I realised then I had begun
to speak like them. I tried to run
but the duvet I was wrapped beneath
was now my woolly, heavy fleece
I staggered outside to find grass
and now I sleep in fields at last
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 13:34, archived)
really dreadful lack of appreciation for the excellence of this
but I forgive you all
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 14:04, archived)
might beep a bird

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 18:35, archived)
alright "the Pussycat Dolls"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 19:33, archived)
it's the beep beep beep of the baby and the cash machine

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 19:54, archived)
Overcast and slightly chilly
Going to buy a washing machine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 14:26, archived)
buy a weathermachine while you're at it
that way you'll always have nice clean clothes and exactly the kind of day you'd like
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 14:32, archived)
The constant thunderstorms would probably annoy everyone else

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 14:39, archived)
haha but they'd be wrong

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 15:12, archived)
I fucking love a good thunderstorm

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 20:51, archived)
/Zeus

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 22:40, archived)
yeah, it's nice out

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 15:05, archived)
lovely

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 15:12, archived)
It's an absolute belter of a day.
I'm off to the park to read my book.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 26 Apr 2025, 15:38, archived)
fabulous, perfect, no notes

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 17:45, archived)
the book is Jimmy Savile's autobiography

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 18:01, archived)
The book is The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 20:09, archived)
What's the book?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 20:14, archived)
I reckon it's Yeti's diary
one should always have something sensational to read in the park
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 20:22, archived)
Wouldn't be my diary, then
Tedium, work, parents and dealing with the mental. Nobody wants that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 20:50, archived)
:(((

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 22:40, archived)
I think you just described all of your posts on b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 23:07, archived)
Not saying, only because someone on here would spoil the ending for me.
I know what /talk is like.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 26 Apr 2025, 22:17, archived)

Magwitch it's MAGWITCH Magwitch is his benefactor!!!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 22:39, archived)

Count Fosco is a wrong'un!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 22:47, archived)
and it was all a dream

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2025, 22:42, archived)