morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 May 2025, 6:22, Reply)

I suppose it is.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 5 May 2025, 8:20, Reply)

^ poopigeon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 May 2025, 9:32, Reply)

Best type of igeon IYAM.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 5 May 2025, 10:47, Reply)

morning smegg

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 5 May 2025, 9:08, Reply)

^ testicular tortoise

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 May 2025, 9:31, Reply)

bout right

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 5 May 2025, 9:32, Reply)

minge + tits = ?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 May 2025, 9:22, Reply)

^ muff marmoset

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 May 2025, 9:31, Reply)

it's interesting that you should ask about tits because
I've just downloaded a birdsong app and it tells you what's singing. it turns out I am experiencing this as a mixed blessing. Much like learning another language, when the beautiful hazy mystery of all the words around you resolves into HALF PRICE CHOPS and DON'T PARK HERE and so on, now, instead of hearing the sounds without literacy, I say oh it's a chaffinch again
( vladimir, Mon 5 May 2025, 11:32, Reply)

I've lost something here, I can't deny it
( vladimir, Mon 5 May 2025, 11:33, Reply)

is it 'your fucking mind', perchance?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:46, Reply)

oh come on that's old news, the horse has bolted, run right over the hill
and is currently quite a long way east of Orosháza on that front
( vladimir, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:54, Reply)

‘ve just downloaded a birdsong app and it tells you what's singing. it turns out I am experiencing this as a mixed blessing. Much like learning another language, when the beautiful hazy mystery of all the words around you resolves into HALF PRICE CHOPS and DON'T PARK HERE and so on, now, instead of hearing the sounds without literacy, I say oh it's a chaffinch again

like boobies
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 May 2025, 11:56, Reply)

ahahahaha that's a name for a bird too THAT'S A NAME FOR BIRD TOO \o/

( vladimir, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:42, Reply)

wee-wee tapir

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 May 2025, 9:23, Reply)

^ assbadger

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 May 2025, 9:30, Reply)

^ Gooch Platypus

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 5 May 2025, 10:08, Reply)

Too far, Trouser.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 May 2025, 10:10, Reply)

I heard that you pet furry animals, like dogs and cats.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 5 May 2025, 10:12, Reply)

their asses are bare, everyone can see them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 May 2025, 11:46, Reply)

50p ham

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 May 2025, 10:04, Reply)

Don't eat the discounted ham, Hats!
It's people!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 5 May 2025, 10:13, Reply)

that's lunch sorted

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 May 2025, 10:41, Reply)