morning

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 6 May 2025, 5:37, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 May 2025, 5:40, Reply)

back to the grind

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 6 May 2025, 5:47, Reply)

You divi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 May 2025, 5:57, Reply)

+r

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 5:59, Reply)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 5:59, Reply)

Is it though?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 6 May 2025, 9:04, Reply)

I just checked and it is.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 6 May 2025, 9:08, Reply)

I'm only believing this now because you said it, UToL.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 6 May 2025, 9:59, Reply)

I am the one reliable news source in these troubling times.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 6 May 2025, 10:52, Reply)

Morning
I've got a fun game we can all play, tell me your passwords.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 6 May 2025, 9:09, Reply)

haha long ago I adopted a very clever password system intended to outwit the malevolent, it turns out who it is best designed to outwit is me
( vladimir, Tue 6 May 2025, 9:29, Reply)

PriapismicClusterSpunk223!

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 9:31, Reply)

"passwords"
on the basis that "password" would be too obvious, and nobody's going to guess the plural.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 6 May 2025, 9:45, Reply)

arseboondilbaro69

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 10:00, Reply)

I knew it was you really

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2025, 10:32, Reply)

GEOSTORM420

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 10:08, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 6 May 2025, 10:44, Reply)

#erectiledysfunktion

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 May 2025, 10:16, Reply)

morning

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 9:31, Reply)

Oh what a glorious morning
Oh what a wonderful day. I've got a glorious feeling, something something something is gaaaaaaay
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 May 2025, 9:35, Reply)

way ahead of you

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 9:41, Reply)

dibnah, I have the next two days off
gonna rustle up a Turkish feast today I think
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 9:46, Reply)

Turkish?
I didn’t vote Reform to have this sort of foreign muck on /chat
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 9:59, Reply)

I think he means he's going to unlawfully return refugees to their countries of origin, where they're in danger of harm.
#MTGA
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 6 May 2025, 10:04, Reply)

50p harm
That’s xenophobia sorted
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 10:06, Reply)

50p haram
That's Ramadan sorted
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 May 2025, 10:29, Reply)

50p harambe
That's gorillas sorted
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 6 May 2025, 10:51, Reply)

Too soon

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 10:56, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 May 2025, 10:19, Reply)