Too many syllables.
If Smash Monkey had said "Stricken with an arse bug" then we'd have been golden.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:43, Reply)

Well bless you for still trying, it's too painful for me :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:46, Reply)

RIP :(

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:47, Reply)

ಥ_ಥ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:51, Reply)

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( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:53, Reply)

it's the biggest, roundest, saddest thing I've seen today

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:55, Reply)

+ and I've seen Donald Trump's head!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:58, Reply)

Donald Trump's head!
my gunt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 18:45, Reply)

alright Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 May 2025, 8:34, Reply)

+cheese

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 May 2025, 0:33, Reply)

I know, but you could fit both syllables of "stomach" into the penultimate note.
That's what I did in my head anyway, and ain't nobody gonna have stopped me.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:52, Reply)

see this is why he left

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:54, Reply)

He died for our sins, but he will rise again.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:00, Reply)

I think he will be back

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:04, Reply)

he has risen

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:07, Reply)

my peanus, I mean

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:07, Reply)

Who? Jesus?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:10, Reply)

it's more important than that ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 16:17, Reply)

It is affecting my arse

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:47, Reply)