Hullo flatulist's, it's me (Queef) here with a cool new thread
How are u today lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 12:24, archived)

going to spend the afternoon guffing around in the kitchen

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 12:30, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 6 May 2025, 12:58, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:47, archived)

$$

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:48, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:57, archived)

it's beer of the nicky nacky cock!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:17, archived)

Just saw the speech my late uni friend's partner gave at his celebration,
sounds like he was as grudge-fuelled, impatient and angry as he was when we were young. Makes my heart glad, good on him for making it to 49 in the States without someone shooting him.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 May 2025, 12:34, archived)

Hey, nice thread man.
Hope you have a great day!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 6 May 2025, 12:41, archived)

I'm making a 6-dish dinner
There are only two of us eating it and my wife is on a diet. What a knob
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 17:17, archived)

I like the Pope coz the Pope smokes dope!
Lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 May 2025, 12:59, archived)

Pope Highus the 420th
lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:00, archived)

herba maximus

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:08, archived)

rolling papals

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:29, archived)

Haha, classic!
Do you know what I heard? I heard that Adihash gives you speed!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 17:18, archived)

'erb erry day

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:08, archived)

SWED 👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:28, archived)

Stricken with a stomach bug
It's annoying
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:24, archived)

stricken is a great word tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:30, archived)

Alex Salmond lived in Strichen in Aberdeenshire, true story.
Pronounced like a Scouser saying stricken.

like a Scouser saying stricken dead
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:33, archived)

It is indeed

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:26, archived)

It's annoying Turtle power
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:30, archived)

Too many syllables.
If Smash Monkey had said "Stricken with an arse bug" then we'd have been golden.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:43, archived)

Well bless you for still trying, it's too painful for me :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:46, archived)

RIP :(

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:47, archived)

ಥ_ಥ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:51, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:53, archived)

it's the biggest, roundest, saddest thing I've seen today

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:55, archived)

+ and I've seen Donald Trump's head!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:58, archived)

Donald Trump's head!
my gunt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 18:45, archived)

alright Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 May 2025, 8:34, archived)

+cheese

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 May 2025, 0:33, archived)

I know, but you could fit both syllables of "stomach" into the penultimate note.
That's what I did in my head anyway, and ain't nobody gonna have stopped me.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:52, archived)

see this is why he left

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:54, archived)

He died for our sins, but he will rise again.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:00, archived)

I think he will be back

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:04, archived)

he has risen

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:07, archived)

my peanus, I mean

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:07, archived)

Who? Jesus?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:10, archived)

it's more important than that ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 16:17, archived)

It is affecting my arse

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:47, archived)

-it's annoying
+ doo dah, doo dah
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 6 May 2025, 17:08, archived)

Alright Ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 May 2025, 14:09, archived)

No real Gareth Hales plz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 17:20, archived)