What ho, artisan tit-cheeser's
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 May 2025, 16:11, archived)

^ puts the 'anal cheese' into 'artisanal cheese'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 May 2025, 16:14, archived)

^ guntermensch

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 20 May 2025, 16:23, archived)

^ Gunter von Hagens

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 May 2025, 16:26, archived)

huge if true

( $$ ✅, Tue 20 May 2025, 16:57, archived)

That's what she said!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 May 2025, 17:12, archived)

no she didn't m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 May 2025, 18:22, archived)

Did so.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 May 2025, 18:23, archived)

this is one of my favourite punk singles, didn't know there was a video
they were from Brisbane, which my wife calls 'Brisvegas' for reasons I have not cared enough about to ask
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJlGBFIIfBo&ab_channel=EdKuepper
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 May 2025, 18:36, archived)

sorry Queef no-one gives a fucking shit m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 May 2025, 18:38, archived)

The TAINTS more like!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 May 2025, 18:52, archived)

idgi

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 May 2025, 19:56, archived)

I have also heard it called Brisvegas, with zero justification.
At least there's not a fucking awful band with that name, like fucking Glasvegas and their earnest breakthrough song about their favourite social worker. Mawkish cunts.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 May 2025, 20:05, archived)

folk round here refer to Skegness as skegvegas so I assume that Brisbane is the nearest shithole holiday destination for poor people from where mrs queef is from.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2025, 22:24, archived)

Bit like 'Scarbados' round this way.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 May 2025, 22:47, archived)

Doom's Night is still a fucking banger

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 May 2025, 19:29, archived)

Just got back from 4 hours with my daughter in A&E. Fortunately no fracture.
I did enjoy the look on the doctors face when she asked my daughter if she had any pets and she replied "yes, a rabbit called Poopy but he died on Sunday" and then started crying.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 May 2025, 20:18, archived)