World cup 2026 will be here before we know it! People will be lining up to enter the US, I'm sure.
The other host countries are Canada and Mexico, all friendly neighbors, what could possibly go wrong at the borders, probably just wave them all through eh.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:04, archived)

There's going to be some drama guaranteed eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:20, archived)

I hope they bring back Diana Ross to kick a goal, it could be the greatest redemption story since Southgate.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:21, archived)

They should get Gazza to sing Fog on the Tyne at the finals

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:23, archived)

West Bank

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:45, archived)

I think you mean Shawshank, don't you?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 May 2025, 13:23, archived)

I think you mean GUFFWANK, don't you?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:24, archived)

You can't hurry guff
No, you just have to wank
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:27, archived)

guff don't come easy, it's a game of monkey spank

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:41, archived)

Diana Shawshank
Prison love, my prison love
I need you, oh, how I need you (prison love, ooh, prison love)
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:26, archived)

*bums*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 May 2025, 15:54, archived)

-kick a goal +net a soccer
in fairness most people around here understand football well enough, they just don't care
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:32, archived)

I hate world cups in America's, the time difference means you miss loads of games . All world cups should be in England

( mongychops, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:50, archived)

they should at least be where a larger proportion of people are actually bothered, mexico is fine on that score, not so great in other ways

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:35, archived)

The cricket world cup was fucking rubbish, fucking sleepy Joe fault

( mongychops, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:54, archived)

Joe is understandably sensitive about anything that involves long white lines

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:55, archived)

See you there!
I'm okay to stay at yours?
( $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:41, archived)

m8 my shoulder is playing up, I can't be digging any more holes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:49, archived)