Just back from hospital, broken both wrists. It's already proving quite the arse ache

( mongychops, Fri 30 May 2025, 3:55, Reply)

Can't even roll a joint, long 6 weeks commencing

( mongychops, Fri 30 May 2025, 5:12, Reply)

start an aviation club for the follically challenged
6 wigs will soon fly by
( MiseryCunt, Fri 30 May 2025, 5:22, Reply)

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:44, Reply)

Wanking accident?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 30 May 2025, 7:16, Reply)

How did you manage to get both hands up your arse all the way to the wrist?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 May 2025, 7:51, Reply)

I am truely sorry for your pain.
At least your head dobber evidently still works though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:09, Reply)

What's the strongest over counter pain killer, hospital said just paracetamol. They are not even touching the pain

( mongychops, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:26, Reply)

Paramol tablets have paracetamol and dihydrocodeine, low strength of the latter but might be enough to take the edge off.
Can't go over the paracetamol dose of 2 tablets 4 times daily though, that way lies liver failure and death.

If you can take ibuprofen, you can take them as well.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:38, Reply)

What about the old co codomal

( mongychops, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:41, Reply)

The maximum strength OTC is 500mg paracetamol and 8mg codeine, which works out at 16mg codeine four times daily.
You'd probably get slightly more pain relief with the dihydrocodeine in Paramol, but to be honest there probably isn't much difference.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:46, Reply)

Thanks

( mongychops, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:51, Reply)

Nope, Solpadeine Max is 12.8 mg of codeine per tab.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 May 2025, 10:07, Reply)

True, I forgot about that one.
I haven't been at the coal face since 2019, is my excuse.

Still effectively a borderline sub-therapeutic dose, though. Enough to cause side-effects but not to give meaningful analgesia.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:10, Reply)

This is why I don't bother with otc analgesics

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:25, Reply)

LOL anal

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 May 2025, 11:27, Reply)

is Solpadeine Max friends with Spiders Georg?

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:10, Reply)

Sorry, I just remembered gonz has all the info you need
b3ta.com/talk/7644907
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:15, Reply)

fucking hell :(

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:18, Reply)

6 weeks without a wank?
That's tragic
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:58, Reply)

Without giving HIMSELF a wank
there's always someone who will help out for a fiver.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 May 2025, 9:02, Reply)

I thought you were on the other side of the river

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 30 May 2025, 9:35, Reply)

With all the horses?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:22, Reply)

yes with all the horses

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:29, Reply)

fucking hell mongy sorry mate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:25, Reply)