Hola bellend's
Queef here, you may remember me from such classic threads of yesteryear as 'WANKSMELL' and 'GUFFCHEESE'.

Those you with unbroken wrists, how's it going today?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:18, Reply)

I don’t remember any of that.
But hola anyway.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:23, Reply)

Well you missed out big time, that's all I can say.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:25, Reply)

Just having a chilled Canary Islands Day

( $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:23, Reply)

enjoy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:16, Reply)

Well...flounces

( mongychops, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:27, Reply)

I'll start another thread just for you on the Secret Elite Board

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:20, Reply)

It's Friday
So I'm in a good mood
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:55, Reply)

Good, good

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:21, Reply)

Smeggy. Extremely smeggy.

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:18, Reply)

smeggy fives

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:21, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 May 2025, 12:54, Reply)

i've just spent 7 hours trying to track garold down, right now i'm considering hiring a private detective, it's very expensive
but i'm worried that if I don't do the friday quiz my mind might deteriorate and i might start to make bad decisions
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:28, Reply)

I've bought a yacht

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:29, Reply)

can you pick me up?

( $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:46, Reply)

It's in Sweden, what was i thinking

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:47, Reply)

It's okay I'm in Denmark
I'll take the bridge
( $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:58, Reply)

some people say a canary is a kind of island but it is in fact a bird

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 14:34, Reply)

some people say no man is an island but the Isle of Man is right there in the Irish Sea

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 May 2025, 14:41, Reply)

some people say they are both a rock and an island, why not say rocky island, it's just pretentiousness

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:17, Reply)

Calm down, it's about to happen.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 May 2025, 14:42, Reply)

I AM PERFECTLY CALM, I AM A PERFECTLY CALM PERSON, BEING PERFECTLY CALM

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:16, Reply)

i hurt my thumb
it made everything i did today much more painful than pifling broken wrists
( MiseryCunt, Fri 30 May 2025, 19:48, Reply)