Going to the soft opening of my local, 230, just started getting ready, I'm already thinking socks and pants are over rated. I'm thinking joggers, undone bowling shirt, untied wallabies, new look for June

( mongychops, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)

Doing even basic stuff must be a fucking nightmare

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)

It is, had to fit levers to the taps to get water, can't lift a kettle

( mongychops, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:38, archived)

You never did say how you managed to break both wrists.
TELL US, it's important that we know.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8448344
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:43, archived)

he did

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 14:20, archived)

he was a sk8r boi
his wrists see yah l8r boi
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 20:56, archived)

FALSE

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:54, archived)

"trucks got stuck"
-skateboard incident. get with the fucking program, grandad
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)

unless it was a lorry accident
dunno much about big rigs
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 22:47, archived)

No idea what nonsense that is.
Doesn't even make sense.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 23:58, archived)

learn to fucking read

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 22:55, archived)

, Trouser

( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 23:34, archived)

Shit man, you mean like NHS spazztaps? :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 1 Jun 2025, 15:25, archived)

*spazzhands*
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 7:22, archived)

I see a full-length oodie in your immediate future

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 16:44, archived)

I've got a full-length oodie as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 18:23, archived)