It's Simon Squibb time

( $$ ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 12:50, archived)

Is it always Simon Squibb time somewhere in the world?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:39, archived)

can we just keep it simple

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:53, archived)

squimple

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:41, archived)

^met a pieman

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:11, archived)

oh man I want to be a pieman

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:13, archived)

Oh, I want to be in a pie, man, like that hilarous film American Pie
where he done sexing with a pie.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:19, archived)

man you're dead right! It really is a hilarious film!!
the man did a wank, oh wow that split my sides. haha, wanking!

can you believe it?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:21, archived)

I've not actually seen it tbh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:23, archived)

Nor I.
are we bad people for taking the piss out of a work of art we've never appreciated?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:27, archived)

I fear so

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:32, archived)

But also, a fit bird got her kit off and done a wank, too.
Phwaor, eh?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Jun 2025, 16:22, archived)

*something about mary*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 18:11, archived)

Kate and Sidney Pieman

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:22, archived)

good, i'm good with that, it's easy to understand

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:50, archived)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:21, archived)

$quibb

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:22, archived)

Cheers
Cheers
( $$ ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:27, archived)

I'm on to you
only thought it fair to let you know.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:41, archived)