Today is SPECIAL.
For I HAVE RETURNED
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:07, archived)

My enthusiasm is unquantifiable.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:08, archived)

I can tell.
I can feel the excitement in your trousers
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:10, archived)

aardvark isn't wearing any trousers

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:40, archived)

Then what do I have my hands inside?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:51, archived)

Trouser
Dave Trouser
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:16, archived)

I am up to my elbow

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:32, archived)

i am up to fucking 'ere m8

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:05, archived)

, Trouser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:21, archived)

I have Today is + NEEDS
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:57, archived)

Alright Rich.
How is it hanging you spastic?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:15, archived)

Overall fine
This week: bollocks
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:34, archived)

I am trying to do as little work as possible.
I don’t think I have done anything all day.

But I have a black eye and am covered in bruises and sore all over as well so that’s my excuse.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:57, archived)

Had another night in the cells?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:58, archived)

Haven’t been in trouble in about 3 years now brother.
Seizure.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:09, archived)

You fucking gay spastic

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:21, archived)

SUCK MY CHOCCOS

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:24, archived)

Hail+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:24, archived)

Very well done.
Take a cuddly toy,
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:28, archived)