Alright fuckers
TODAY IS THE DAY

EDIT: who thought I was dead?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 11:59, archived)

Every day is a day.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:04, archived)

Today is SPECIAL.
For I HAVE RETURNED
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:07, archived)

My enthusiasm is unquantifiable.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:08, archived)

I can tell.
I can feel the excitement in your trousers
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:10, archived)

aardvark isn't wearing any trousers

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:40, archived)

Then what do I have my hands inside?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:51, archived)

Trouser
Dave Trouser
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:16, archived)

I am up to my elbow

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:32, archived)

i am up to fucking 'ere m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:05, archived)

, Trouser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:21, archived)

I have Today is + NEEDS
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:57, archived)

Alright Rich.
How is it hanging you spastic?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:15, archived)

Overall fine
This week: bollocks
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:34, archived)

I am trying to do as little work as possible.
I don’t think I have done anything all day.

But I have a black eye and am covered in bruises and sore all over as well so that’s my excuse.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:57, archived)

Had another night in the cells?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:58, archived)

Haven’t been in trouble in about 3 years now brother.
Seizure.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:09, archived)

You fucking gay spastic

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:21, archived)

SUCK MY CHOCCOS

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:24, archived)

Hail+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:24, archived)

Very well done.
Take a cuddly toy,
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:28, archived)

James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:11, archived)

Got it in one
Hiya mate. Which one are you again?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:12, archived)

The name's Wallace. Smegg Wallace.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:26, archived)

Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:30, archived)

alright Matt Johnson

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:28, archived)

What's Porky Pig's favourite band?
The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:38, archived)

I hope you typed all of this instead of copying and pasting

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:52, archived)

My lawyer has advised me neither to confirm nor deny this.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:45, archived)

I don’t ask you about before the fifteenth day; try to say something about after the fifteenth day.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:41, archived)

You are SO wacky
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:11, archived)

Is that SO

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)

ok lets lay bets on how long this one takes to
a) turn into a beakering spastic
b) go properly mental
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:47, archived)

-50 minutes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:49, archived)

£20 on both
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:56, archived)

You can't bet on something that's already happened.

( .Yeti., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:14, archived)

Alright Chocco

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:59, archived)

Alright Two Hats.
It’s SF by the way.

*lowers glasses and fake nose and moustache combo*
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:01, archived)

- thought
+ hoped
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:28, archived)