Wow. I mean, this is... quite the offer!!!
*points at crotch*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:56, archived)

Thanks for the offer
but I'm gonna have to turn this opportunity down
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:17, archived)

I'm afraid this what we call a 'Corleone'

*an offer you can't refuse
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:25, archived)

leone netto

an offer you can't refuse messy, overpriced and overrated
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:56, archived)

no you're going to have to turn this opportunity yes!

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:31, archived)

YES ROWNTREE
YES GROVESNOR
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:48, archived)

50% reduction?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:24, archived)

Look it's a bit cold ok

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:26, archived)

Not a convincing argument, m8.
*sweats balls off*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:04, archived)

Shut up and take my money

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:30, archived)

That's lunch sorted

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:40, archived)

Think it’s expired

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:35, archived)

cave aged for 18 months m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:41, archived)

extra mature, just how I like it

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:42, archived)

KNOB CHEDDAR

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:05, archived)

Ah cha cha chaa

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:21, archived)

But it's not one that I can't refuse

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:38, archived)

It had better be hard working and unshakable or imma kick off

( broadsword, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:56, archived)

I've been buying more vintage NSB

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:02, archived)

Nigerian Sex Boys

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:28, archived)

Nipple Sweat Baubles

( broadsword, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 7:57, archived)

Ambassador, with zese microballs in a sweat pickle, you are really spoiling us!

( .Yeti., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:16, archived)

Yetso.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:23, archived)

Oh what no way

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:25, archived)

YOU HEARD

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:27, archived)

50p sausage?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 1:45, archived)