Wow. I mean, this is... quite the offer!!!
*points at crotch*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:56, Reply)

Thanks for the offer
but I'm gonna have to turn this opportunity down
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:17, Reply)

I'm afraid this what we call a 'Corleone'

*an offer you can't refuse
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:25, Reply)

leone netto

an offer you can't refuse messy, overpriced and overrated
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:56, Reply)

no you're going to have to turn this opportunity yes!

( MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:31, Reply)

YES ROWNTREE
YES GROVESNOR
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:48, Reply)

50% reduction?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:24, Reply)

Look it's a bit cold ok

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:26, Reply)

Not a convincing argument, m8.
*sweats balls off*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:04, Reply)

Shut up and take my money

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:30, Reply)

That's lunch sorted

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:40, Reply)

Think it’s expired

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:35, Reply)

cave aged for 18 months m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:41, Reply)

extra mature, just how I like it

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:42, Reply)

KNOB CHEDDAR

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:05, Reply)

Ah cha cha chaa

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:21, Reply)

But it's not one that I can't refuse

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:38, Reply)

It had better be hard working and unshakable or imma kick off

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:56, Reply)

I've been buying more vintage NSB

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:02, Reply)

Nigerian Sex Boys

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:28, Reply)

Nipple Sweat Baubles

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 7:57, Reply)

Ambassador, with zese microballs in a sweat pickle, you are really spoiling us!

( .Yeti., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:16, Reply)

Yetso.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:23, Reply)

Oh what no way

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:25, Reply)

YOU HEARD

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:27, Reply)

50p sausage?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 1:45, Reply)