Why does your fridge need a cigarette lighter?
Can’t you just keep a Bic lighter on top of the fridge or something?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:29, archived)

And why a 'male' one?
This whole thing smacks of buggery and I don't bloody like it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:38, archived)

Yeah you do.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:39, archived)

You may not like it,
but 11p is 11p.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:46, archived)

Agreed, sockets are female and plugs are male, enough of this fucking woke gender fluid bullshit.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 23:29, archived)

Any rant of that sort really should conclude with "End of."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:10, archived)