Evening
My frozen food supplier has changed the name of the Ukraine- based garlic-stuffed roasted foodstuff they provide to Kyiv.

What rad shit are you lot experiencing?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 18:12, archived)

i just ordered a new male cigarette lighter socket for my 12v fridge
The other one melted but i think the fridge might be okay

More news on yhe fascinating subject in a few days when the part arrives
( MiseryCunt, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 18:46, archived)

Why does your fridge need a cigarette lighter?
Can’t you just keep a Bic lighter on top of the fridge or something?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:29, archived)

And why a 'male' one?
This whole thing smacks of buggery and I don't bloody like it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:38, archived)

Yeah you do.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:39, archived)

You may not like it,
but 11p is 11p.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:46, archived)

Agreed, sockets are female and plugs are male, enough of this fucking woke gender fluid bullshit.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 23:29, archived)

Any rant of that sort really should conclude with "End of."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:10, archived)

I'm sorry I've written an avant-garde joke

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 21:59, archived)

Seems odd timing, if it's worth doing then they should have done that 3 years ago like Sainsburys did.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 18:48, archived)

Maybe they did, but i didn't notice
I'm going to go round correcting all the others with a marker pen, now.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 22:12, archived)

Go woke go broke
#MAGA
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:18, archived)

I’m getting drunk because that’s what makes Monday nights better.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:28, archived)

good lad

( MiseryCunt, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:01, archived)

That's funny, so am I

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:14, archived)

you'd never guess
but me too!
( MiseryCunt, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:16, archived)

Sweet, let’s all get shitfaced
or at least drunk enough that Monday has no power over us.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:44, archived)

alrite alcofolic sarah williams

( MiseryCunt, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:55, archived)

I always thought her sister Venus was better at tennis.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 21:43, archived)

Funny ha-ha
or funny wublblbublibllbubla?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 21:26, archived)

Funny how?
Am I a joke to you?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 11:16, archived)

Has anyone said 'James sub-Prime' yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:39, archived)

i've never said it
i'm just not into that sort of thing
( MiseryCunt, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:06, archived)

George was going to, but, you know,

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 22:00, archived)

George Went

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)

My fucken robot knoblet
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:06, archived)

classic hats

( MiseryCunt, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:16, archived)

I heard he died of AIDS because he ate an african baby what had AIDS
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 21:26, archived)

At least it wasn't bad AIDS caught from gayness then

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 0:08, archived)

I thought bad aids was injecting drugs aids
gay aids is brave aids
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:27, archived)

cocktimus sub-prime

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 0:06, archived)