shut up you stupid prick's
not really, hullo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:13, archived)

Hungarian tennis player Fanny Stollár is on court 3 right now IYKWIM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:16, archived)

haha, 'fanny' is American for bum!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:19, archived)

yeah but 'bum' is American for tramp, and 'tramp' is American for slapper,
so now I have no idea what means anything anymore.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:26, archived)

What if you wanted to slap a tramp's bum though

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:30, archived)

T.Rexzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:31, archived)

america is the land of opportunity

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 23:18, archived)

What's slapper American for?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:42, archived)

it's a deep fried bread roll covered in cheese

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:51, archived)

probably

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:52, archived)

it's fried in butter, then bacon fat, then beef tallow, the order is very important, you don't want it to get greasy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 0:48, archived)

cheese batter, surely. Fanny batter.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:56, archived)

Full. Circle.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:57, archived)

And pulled pork

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 15:24, archived)

Goodnight Seattle, we love you!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 15:50, archived)

I couldn't find that out, but I'm sure eventually we're going full circle back to fanny.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:54, archived)

Haha I knew you didn't mean that, you ain't like that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:16, archived)

treat others as you'd like to be treated by them, m8 - that's my motto.
well that and 'no Irish, no blacks, no dogs' obv
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:18, archived)

Well you're not an animal

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:29, archived)

not really, h I am a n
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:54, archived)

I'm like an Action Man 'down there' m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 15:34, archived)

Washing your hands is bloody brilliant

( mongychops, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 15:07, archived)

Happy days

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 15:34, archived)

afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Jul 2025, 15:45, archived)

technically correct

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 16:14, archived)

So rude!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 7 Jul 2025, 15:48, archived)

I ain't give a SHIT bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 16:14, archived)

Yo

( $$ ✅, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 17:04, archived)

$quibbo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 17:47, archived)

Hello
Off to see jurassic world in a bit
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 17:39, archived)

Bon voyage m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 17:48, archived)

Are you mad? That place has a 10% survival rate, if that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 17:55, archived)

I'll go straight for the t-rex
They've got hardly any reach
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 18:36, archived)