I once got punched by former miss world Ashwarya Rai

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 12:52, archived)

Did you deserve it?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 12:54, archived)

sort of yeah
I accidentally got in her eyeline during a take
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:01, archived)

You irredeemable bastard.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:06, archived)

+spunk line
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:17, archived)

accidentally
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:36, archived)

How can she punch?!

( .Yeti., Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:07, archived)

'AWFUL!!'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 14:15, archived)

I bet you had a good wank about that afterwards.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:24, archived)

So did I.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:24, archived)

I hope you did away with outmoded gender stereotypes and smacked her in the chops

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:36, archived)