Aardfternoon.I don’t know all of you as well as I could. Some of you have been here for decades and I don’t know a thing about you. I’m sure that’s a good thing in some cases, but for those of you who aren’t total fucking pricks: what’s the first thing I should know about you?
Alt: no there is no alt, answer the question, damn you.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 12:49,
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Interesting.Is Halifax/Halifa X derived from that, like Malcolm X?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 12:53,
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Yes, exactly.Coincidentally, my first pet's name was Malcolm and my first car was a Tesla Model X - I got it on my 21st birthday on 13/7/22.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 14:28,
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I forgot to mentionthat the car was a gift from Geoffrey, my best friend since we were in St Saviour's Primary School, and that it's green (which is my favourite colour).
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This is obviously all lies.No-one likes green.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 14:46,
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bah
Bird of the day: Carolina Wren (Thryothorus ludovicianus)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 15:01,
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No, it was SuperbAI Overview
There are many delicious herbs that can be used in soups to enhance the flavor and aroma.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 16:39,
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When you look at it constructively the Muppets were shit. I can explain my reasoning but I'm sure you already all agree. Thanks (
mongychops, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 15:46,
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American Vaudeville bollocks, never got the appeal(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 15:53,
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I mean more in their professional capabilities, but certainly chosen a very hard form of entertainment led to incompetence. (
mongychops, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 16:01,
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You irredeemable bastard.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:06,
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I bet you had a good wank about that afterwards. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:24,
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I hope you did away with outmoded gender stereotypes and smacked her in the chops(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:36,
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My knickers are red and they have polka dots on.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 12:54,
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Thanks for that reminder and making me want to vomit directly into your eyeballs.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 12:55,
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Damned auto correct(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:18,
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I talk a lot of shit (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:02,
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Well now I don’t know if that statement is true or just shit.It’s like one of those paradoxes or sutin.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:07,
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The first guard only talks shit, the second only calls you a wanker.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:20,
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Bob Hoskins gave me the best advice I've ever had"Garold*, never put your own money in a movie." We were talking about the film Secret Agent that he starred in, alongside Christian Bale, Robin Williams, Patrica Arquette, Gérard Depardieu and Jim Broadband. You'd think with a cast like that it'd be a great movie, a huge success. Bob thought so too so invested in it himself. With his own money. Which he regretted deeply.
*he didn't call me Garold, he used my actual, real name.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:09,
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Was this long enough ago that he was still known as Jim Dialup rather than Jim Broadband?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:15,
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There’s always one.Or more.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:17,
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Alt: no there is no alt, answer the question, damn you.
And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:25,
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Wouldn't it be 1914 if it was my eleventy-first birthday?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:51,
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This is why my complex identity-theft scheme fell flat on its face.(, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 14:00, archived)
Don't tell anyone this: you're actually my favourite b3tan.Don't tell anyone, because it's not true in any way.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:38,
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We all know the truth.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 14:13,
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Yes but what else?I already knew that.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:39,
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i once slipped and skewered my cock on a railing spike after slipping whilst leaning over these railings trying to knock on my own promenade apartment windowmy whole bodyweight was on the spike which was in my cock as i effectively planked trying not to fall into the cut out for the basement windows. my knob went black.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 17:55,
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Well that’s certainly a story.I hope your knob’s the right colour now.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 19:30,
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Well, I'm fresh 'cause I'm the bestAnd I get wild when I'm riled
I never get passed by 'cause I'm fly
And I'ma put you on hold 'cause I'm bold
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 13:45,
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Ok but that's four things and now I have to write them all down.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 14:02,
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it's best to know absolutely nothing about me, perhaps even less than that x
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vladimir, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 14:04,
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I find this unacceptable, so tell me all of your darkest secrets.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 14:08,
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