morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jul 2025, 7:58, Reply)

Is it?
[citation needed]
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 8:09, Reply)

It's a wibbly Wednesday
and I'm in the office ALL DAY LONG!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 8:43, Reply)

-It's a wibbly Wednesday
-and I'm in the office
+alligator shitfuck
-DAY +NIGHT
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 9:00, Reply)

In exciting news today is my parents' 50th wedding anniversary
in slightly less happy news my mum is staying several hundred miles away from my dad with my sister to help look after the kids and keep the show on the road while my brother in law is settling into the hospice. #notthebestwaytocelebrate
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 9:09, Reply)

You knows it

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 8:43, Reply)

CHAROOOOON!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jul 2025, 9:12, Reply)

He's reached the river Styx already? Good going.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 10:03, Reply)

need a wee
brb
( $$ ✅, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 11:17, Reply)

wee + bog = *klaxon*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 11:31, Reply)

word of the day: geoduck

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 14:31, Reply)

GEODUCK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 14:32, Reply)

wiki says it's pronounced "gooey-duck" but that's incorrect, that's not how i say it at all

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 14:41, Reply)

yeah buoy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 14:41, Reply)

In america, it's pronounced "lifesaver"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 14:45, Reply)

fancy a bit of a gooey-duck now
up for it?
( $$ ✅, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 15:07, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8453672
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 15:12, Reply)

Got the white wine on ice
not a euphemism
( $$ ✅, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 15:26, Reply)

then i don't want it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 17:56, Reply)

GEODUCK

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 16:24, Reply)

COKE DUG

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 16:38, Reply)

geoduck yourself

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 16:19, Reply)