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afternoon
I'm on day 2 of clearing my shed and I think I'm nearly half way.
In other news I'm very fucking sweaty
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 12:55, archived)
not as sweaty as me
I'm also filthy
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 13:21, archived)
well, I've just had a shower so the point is moot

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 13:23, archived)
no it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 13:50, archived)
Moot this
*crotches at point*
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 14:07, archived)
YOU’RE ON MOOT!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 14:20, archived)
In B4 404

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 15:26, archived)
Sup moot

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 15:26, archived)
afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 12 Aug 2025, 13:54, archived)
The cat is very joyously hunting butterflies in the garden
she has a very poor kill rate but she's very, very pleased with herself when she does manage to catch one.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 14:08, archived)
control your animal

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 14:37, archived)
Fentoooooon!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 15:13, archived)
One of ours brought a mouse in this morning, or last night.
Unharmed, thankfully, and I was able to catch and release it.

Probably came straight back to our garden, and our cats, like a fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Aug 2025, 21:24, archived)
we have a paved backyard
I bought a weed burner stick thing and have been having great fun torching shit today. also v sweaty
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 14:40, archived)
backyard?
did mom ground you because you flunked math?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 15:17, archived)
is it still a garden if it is 100% paved?
the only thing growing in it is/was weeds between the slabs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 16:32, archived)
I would also call it a back yard
Can't call it a garden if it's not planted, or a 'rear forecourt' because a forecourt can only be at the front.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 12 Aug 2025, 16:43, archived)
'backcourt' it is then
"Yard" vs. "Garden":
While in American English, "yard" is often used interchangeably with "garden" in a residential setting, in the UK, "yard" often refers to a paved, enclosed area.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 16:49, archived)
^ fan of backcourt action

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 12 Aug 2025, 16:52, archived)
This will only be settled when they play Wimbledon on concrete.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 19:09, archived)
"Yarden", maybe yours will catch on.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Aug 2025, 21:25, archived)
(This is a very funny and clever etymological joke, since both "yard" and "garden" derive from Proto-Germanic "gardô", referring to any enclosed outdoor space.)

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Aug 2025, 21:27, archived)
HOT BACKYARD FUN

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 17:09, archived)
STEAMY REAR AREA ACTION

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 17:27, archived)
is it a blow torch on a stick?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 19:21, archived)
pretty much

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 9:32, archived)