Fucking Friday, yeah!






Bollocks
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 7:11, Reply)

Uh?
Happy A Level results day. I hope that any /talk folks expecting to hear back today find out they've done well and are looking forward to taking up their uni places in September. Well done!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 7:59, Reply)

oh good, pictures of teenagers jumping day.
/links will be pleased.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 8:06, Reply)

Yep, jumpy teenagers here in Gloucestershire
www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/level-results-day-2025-live-10423521
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 15:08, Reply)

my kid got decent results :)

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 8:46, Reply)

Paternity test came back negative?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Aug 2025, 9:27, Reply)

Lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 9:35, Reply)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 9:55, Reply)

I have to go through clearing :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Aug 2025, 9:00, Reply)

I got an A in dildology and dildonomy.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 9:18, Reply)

^ got the D

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 9:57, Reply)

Well yeah otherwise I'd be Aarvark.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 10:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8455209
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 11:00, Reply)

fuck's sake
the guy coming to view my house has just cancelled
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 9:27, Reply)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 10:22, Reply)

I mean, if he was just going to stand outside and look at it it's hardly a big deal is it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 11:22, Reply)

fucker turned up!
so I was unprepared :/
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 12:50, Reply)

-unprepared +smeared with chocolate and semen

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 14:22, Reply)