I celebrated my birthday over the weekend
It was jolly good fun. Had a houseful of friends on Saturday. I’d gone completely overboard with the catering and spent a whole day baking and cooking so have a huge surplus of cake and booze. Could open a patisserie/off license. Also, a vast quantity of hummus.

What do you have too much of?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 13:06, Reply)

You can't say b3ta

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Aug 2025, 13:16, Reply)

Theres no free speech no more

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:16, Reply)

love

( $$ ✅, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 13:24, Reply)

That’s nice

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:17, Reply)

Send some cake codes to mongychops

( .Yeti., Tue 26 Aug 2025, 13:46, Reply)

Cake code?
You mean recipe?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:17, Reply)

someone left my code out in the rain

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:33, Reply)

And it took so long to source it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 15:18, Reply)

And I’ll never find that html again

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:22, Reply)

Hitler

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:08, Reply)

You can never have too much hitler

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:18, Reply)

make hitler great again

( MiseryCunt, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 16:00, Reply)

"Garold's Blog"

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:09, Reply)

The unsubscribe button doesn’t work

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:18, Reply)

I bloody know!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 21:23, Reply)

Knobbery

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:16, Reply)

Lucky you

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:19, Reply)

Happy birthday garold

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:34, Reply)

Well thank you

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:22, Reply)

something

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:48, Reply)

Anything

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:22, Reply)

Pænus

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 Aug 2025, 15:00, Reply)

Hellooooo!!!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:23, Reply)

Wind

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 15:54, Reply)

Stinky or just noisy?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:23, Reply)

no, like an old-fashioned clock

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 20:53, Reply)

I find your posts about baking and patisserie to be...
pain-ful
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Aug 2025, 16:50, Reply)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:11, Reply)

Tres Bon!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:24, Reply)